Lyrics - Posted by ptolemy [Go to Videoblog] on 04-05-2007 13:09:09  
Lyrics for:
The Old Bazaar in Cairo
(Chester, Morris, Ford)

Sand bags, wind bags, camels with a hump,
Fat girls, thin girls, some a little plump,
Slave girls sold here, fifty p a lump,
In the old bazaar in Cairo.

Lyrics - Posted by ptolemy [Go to Videoblog] on 04-05-2007 13:08:41  
Brandy, shandy, beer without a froth,
Braces, laces, a candle for the moth.
Bet you'd look a smasher in an old loin cloth,
In the old bazaar in Cairo.

Lyrics - Posted by ptolemy [Go to Videoblog] on 04-05-2007 13:08:09  
You can buy most any anything,
Fat cows, thin bulls, a little bit of string,
You can purchase anything you wish,
A clock, a dish and something for your Auntie Nellie,

Lyrics - Posted by ptolemy [Go to Videoblog] on 04-05-2007 13:07:39  
Harem, scarem, what d'ya think of that,
Bare knees, striptease, dancing on the mat,
Umpa! Umpa! That's enough of that,
In the old bazaar in Cairo.

Lyrics - Posted by ptolemy [Go to Videoblog] on 04-05-2007 13:07:02  
Rice pud, very good, what's it all about,
Made it in a kettle and they couldn't get it out,
Everybody took a turn to suck it through the spout,
In the old bazaar in Cairo.

Lyrics - Posted by ptolemy [Go to Videoblog] on 04-05-2007 13:06:34  
Come and buy, you can try, everything in style,
Genuine, bedouin carpet with a pile,
Funny little odds and ends floating down the Nile,
In the old bazaar in Cairo.

Lyrics - Posted by ptolemy [Go to Videoblog] on 04-05-2007 13:05:57  
You can buy most anything,
Sheep's eyes, sand pies, a watch without a spring,
You can buy a pomegranate too,
An ounce of hash, a little bit of ficky ficky,

Lyrics - Posted by ptolemy [Go to Videoblog] on 04-05-2007 13:05:14  
Yashmaks, packamacs, what a strange affair,
Dark girls, fair girls, some with ginger hair,
I could tell you how I know but I'll stop it there,
In the old bazaar in Cairo.